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You
actually wanna know what my favourite jokes are? Damn...
Must REALLY be hard up for something to laugh at...
Okay, here goes, but don't say I didn't warn you. |
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Joke
1:
A
bear and a rabbit were shitting in the woods.
The bear turned to the rabbit and said, 'Excuse me, do you
have any trouble with shit sticking to your fur?'
The rabbit said, 'No...'
So the bear picked up the rabbit...
....AND WIPED HIS ARSE WITH HIM!!!
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Joke
2:
There
were 3 prisoners locked up in a cell.
One day, they were so bored that they decided to have a
competition to see who had the dirtiest underwear.
Inmate no. 1 took off his undies. A foul stench filled the
cell.
He swung his undies a couple of times and flung it againt
the
wall.
It stuck to the wall for 10 seconds before falling off with
a disgusting splat.
Inmate no. 2 had his off, and the neighbouring inmates started
to complain...
With a swift underhand toss, the briefs stuck on the wall
for a
good 25 seconds before slowly peeling off.
Inmate no. 3 removed his underwear. The prison warden decided
to go for a walk.
With a deft flick of his wrist, his undies hit the wall.
It stuck for
15 seconds...
... BEFORE CRAWLING UP!
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Joke
3:
A
blonde and a brunette were walking along the street.
'Aww...' said the brunette. 'Lookit that dead birdie...'
The blonde looked up and said, 'Where?'
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Joke
4:
A
group of idiots were walking along the road when they
came across something in their path.
'Wait!' one of them exclaimed. 'What is that?!'
Another approached the suspicious object, and scrutinised
it.
'Looks like shit.' he stated.
A second idiot went even closer and whiffed at it.
'Smells like shit.' he said.
The third, being the bold one, prodded it, and put a sample
to
his lips.
'Tastes like shit...' he observed, cringing at the taste.
'Well!' said the first guy smilingly. 'At lest we didn't step
on it!'
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Okay...
This is all I have for now...
I'll add more later as and when new ones come along.
Keep checking back.
:)
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